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I recently visited an African country. It is a Francophone country. As soon as the police saw me, I heard them saying, 'This man is from Ghana; they urinate everywhere!' Jesus! Oh! The way I felt bad er. Not a good way to brand ourselves, but is it not true? Ah! I am here arguing with myself. Hmmm!

Thank God another weekend is here again, and we at the ‘Useless Column’ are smiling it off before frowned faces kill us. Frowned faces have never solved any problem; they only worsen problems! Here, nothing is in any particular order. Basaaaaa… chakaaaaa… Hahaha!

So the crescendo made the build-up exciting and full of fun. The climax gets it to the peak, and then it frowns, bowing its head in shame, awaiting consequences; these may be positive or negative. In the walls of a medical facility, negative is good news, while positive can only be good news if it is a pregnancy test. No bi so? Na sooooo…hahahahaha, but I am sad and really confused.

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But before I go on, I am a conservative consumer of many things, including fuel. Is fuel in the category of ‘consummables’? Just 'asking' to be sure. No vex me. Ah! I recently decided to buy fuel somewhere and see the difference. It was a journey from Akatsi to Accra.

I decided to fill my tank at Sogakope, and the nearest filling station was STAR OIL. I gave it a try. The long and short of this non-fa is that since July 25, 2026, I have been buying my fuel from STAR OIL- a real value for money. I am impressed! All my ten cars, including my two V8’s and 2 Toyota Viz.

I am rich! Ajeeeeeiiiii! So you believe I have ten cars? Hahaa! This is the problem I create for myself, and when some people start giving me pressure for Momo, I start complaining and refusing to pick up their calls. I don’t have anything yet; always bragging about nothing. What is this? Let me delete these lies from this ‘useless article.' They say, ‘Let the weak say I am strong.' It’s in the Bible. You naaa, you know you are weak but just say you are strong.

Anyway, my latest problem is new. I am trying not to think about it, but the moment I stop to think about it, the more I think about it. I am to attend her funeral this weekend, but I am sad not because she’s passed but…heyi hmmm! The last time I met her was two years ago at a wedding outside Accra. When I asked what happened to her, I was told she has not been feeling well for some time now.

The one who broke the news to me was not professional at all; he was so graphical in his konkonsa that I started to be super worried. He said Akosua started growing lean and developed rashes all over her body. This part nearly made me faint. Then I asked what the doctors said was the cause. She said that information is not available, but he recalled that Akosua has been visiting the Fevers Unit before the distin.

I screamed in my head and heart, "Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!! You see how we abuse the name 'Jesus' and, more so, His blood! ‘Blood of Jesus, consume them.' Consume who? I wonder if there is any blood left for us to solve more serious problems. We abuse things too much. The slightest thing, we would scream ‘Jesus’ especially when we are about to commit a crime or have finished committing a crime; we scream Jesus. Anyway, He has forgiven us.

📰 Source: Joy Online Ghana